{"id":38198,"date":"2023-01-14T16:05:07","date_gmt":"2023-01-14T22:05:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=38198"},"modified":"2023-01-14T16:05:07","modified_gmt":"2023-01-14T22:05:07","slug":"belated-movie-reviews-795","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2023\/01\/14\/belated-movie-reviews-795\/","title":{"rendered":"Belated Movie Reviews"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_38205\" style=\"width: 480px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/carry-on-cleo.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-38205\" class=\"wp-image-38205 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/carry-on-cleo.jpg?resize=470%2C264&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"470\" height=\"264\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/carry-on-cleo.jpg?w=470&amp;ssl=1 470w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/carry-on-cleo.jpg?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/carry-on-cleo.jpg?resize=150%2C84&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/carry-on-cleo.jpg?resize=250%2C140&amp;ssl=1 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 470px) 100vw, 470px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-38205\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>The biggest natural pair of eyes in movies. No, I don&#8217;t know about the cap. Yes, that&#8217;s milk.<\/em><\/p><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Carry_On_Cleo\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><em><strong>Carry On Cleo<\/strong><\/em><\/a> (1964) is the story of the Roman Empire at the time of Julius Caesar, his assault on Britain and Egypt, his relationship with Ptolemy, Marc Antony, and all the test, the Vestal Virgins, the slaves, and all the rest.<\/p>\n<p>Told with bawdiness, puns, and no consideration for what&#8217;s possible and what&#8217;s not, <em><strong>Carry On Cleo<\/strong><\/em> is part of a 30-odd long series of movies covering various topics with a tongue in the cheek and a wink. Nothing is sacred nor profound, and the rest is, well, silly.<\/p>\n<p>As we watched the pretty English lasses endure the leers of English <em>cum<\/em> Roman men, however, my Arts Editor said, &#8220;I should hate this, but it actually isn&#8217;t making my teeth itch.&#8221; Is there any better praise?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Carry On Cleo (1964) is the story of the Roman Empire at the time of Julius Caesar, his assault on Britain and Egypt, his relationship with Ptolemy, Marc Antony, and all the test, the Vestal Virgins, the slaves, and all the rest. Told with bawdiness, puns, and no consideration for \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2023\/01\/14\/belated-movie-reviews-795\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-38198","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38198","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=38198"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38198\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38206,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/38198\/revisions\/38206"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=38198"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=38198"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=38198"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}