{"id":37998,"date":"2022-12-28T19:03:18","date_gmt":"2022-12-29T01:03:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=37998"},"modified":"2022-12-28T19:03:18","modified_gmt":"2022-12-29T01:03:18","slug":"belated-movie-reviews-787","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2022\/12\/28\/belated-movie-reviews-787\/","title":{"rendered":"Belated Movie Reviews"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_38066\" style=\"width: 410px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/plan-9.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-38066\" class=\"wp-image-38066\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/plan-9.jpg?resize=400%2C248&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"248\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/plan-9.jpg?w=474&amp;ssl=1 474w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/plan-9.jpg?resize=300%2C186&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/plan-9.jpg?resize=150%2C93&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/plan-9.jpg?resize=242%2C150&amp;ssl=1 242w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-38066\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Hey, why did the dead chicken cross the road?<\/em><br \/><strong>Oh, no, not him again.<\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n<p>In <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Plan_9_from_Outer_Space\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><em><strong>Plan 9 From Outer Space<\/strong><\/em><\/a> (1957), aliens from outer space who view humans&#8217; tendency towards violence with alarm decide to Do Something About It.<\/p>\n<p>And that would be to resurrect some freshly dead humans from their graves and send them to kidnap live humans for further study.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t believe I hadn&#8217;t seen this horrendous mess before now. It&#8217;s bad. It&#8217;s embarrassing. Sometimes it&#8217;s laugh out loud funny.<\/p>\n<p>But it&#8217;s not worth a single serious word. No, seriously, it&#8217;s not. Only view after a cushioning dose of your favorite alcohol. Try to drink only during commercials.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In Plan 9 From Outer Space (1957), aliens from outer space who view humans&#8217; tendency towards violence with alarm decide to Do Something About It. And that would be to resurrect some freshly dead humans from their graves and send them to kidnap live humans for further study. I can&#8217;t \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2022\/12\/28\/belated-movie-reviews-787\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37998","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37998","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37998"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37998\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38067,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37998\/revisions\/38067"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37998"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37998"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37998"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}