{"id":37977,"date":"2022-12-27T16:27:50","date_gmt":"2022-12-27T22:27:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=37977"},"modified":"2022-12-27T16:27:50","modified_gmt":"2022-12-27T22:27:50","slug":"belated-movie-reviews-786","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2022\/12\/27\/belated-movie-reviews-786\/","title":{"rendered":"Belated Movie Reviews"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_38056\" style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/supervized.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-38056\" class=\"wp-image-38056\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/supervized.jpg?resize=390%2C231&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"390\" height=\"231\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/supervized.jpg?w=270&amp;ssl=1 270w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/supervized.jpg?resize=150%2C89&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/supervized.jpg?resize=250%2C148&amp;ssl=1 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 390px) 100vw, 390px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-38056\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Ya gotta wonder what&#8217;ll happen with these babies when he gets macular degeneration.<\/em><\/p><\/div>\n<p>If you have superheroes, you must, eventually, have retired superheroes, right? <a href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2018\/03\/12\/belated-movie-reviews-315\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong><em>Watchmen<\/em><\/strong><\/a> (2009) briefly, if darkly, treated the subject; <em><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2018\/03\/11\/belated-movie-reviews-314\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">The Incredibles<\/a><\/strong><\/em> (2004) also deal with the subject with a certain <em>noir<\/em> brevity. <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Supervized\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><em><strong>Supervized<\/strong><\/em><\/a> (2019), however, makes it the entire point of the movie: what&#8217;s to be done with those wheezing, tired folks who were once superheroes, may want to continue to be super, but can only manage it in spurts?<\/p>\n<p>And what if they suspect the retirement home manager is engaged in the theft of their powers?<\/p>\n<p>Well, it&#8217;s all fairly silly, but at least it&#8217;s engaging and has some chemistry. The powers may be different, in some ways, from that of the aforementioned movies, or, for that matter, the equally grim TV show <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Heroes_(American_TV_series)\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><em><strong>Heroes<\/strong><\/em><\/a> (2006\u20132010), but the only really intriguing power is that of Madera Moonlight, a newly arrived resident, a regal presence who finds two of her former lovers resident in their Irish retirement home, and can communicate with the beings of the &#8220;negative dimension,&#8221; known as the <em>Elder Gods<\/em>, and use some of their power in this dimension.<\/p>\n<p>Now that she&#8217;s elderly, using her power gives her a terrible headache. An aspirin, please.<\/p>\n<p>The story rambles hither and yon, featuring rivalries rooted in personality conflicts decades old, but unfortunately the final battle between those who&#8217;ve given so much and those who are taking so much isn&#8217;t rooted in what the audience knows, but in the unmentioned and unforeseeable circumstance that one can have, well, <em>too many powers<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>And that makes that final battle an unsatisfying climax.<\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;ve been wondering what happened to some of your favorite stars, such as Louis Gossett, Jr., or Beau Bridges, this is a fine way to spend a couple of hours. Their relaxed competence and obvious amusement at the movie they find themselves in has its own entertainment value.<\/p>\n<p>But if you&#8217;re looking for your next high-strung episode along the lines of <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Boys_(TV_series)\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><em><strong>The Boys<\/strong><\/em><\/a> (2019, 2020, 2022, ?), this is not for you. This is for some mild giggling and a little light meditation, rather than shocking gouts of blood and guts.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and the costumes are awful to the point of feeling &#8230; right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you have superheroes, you must, eventually, have retired superheroes, right? Watchmen (2009) briefly, if darkly, treated the subject; The Incredibles (2004) also deal with the subject with a certain noir brevity. Supervized (2019), however, makes it the entire point of the movie: what&#8217;s to be done with those wheezing, \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2022\/12\/27\/belated-movie-reviews-786\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37977","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37977","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37977"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37977\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":38057,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37977\/revisions\/38057"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}