{"id":36127,"date":"2022-06-03T12:17:57","date_gmt":"2022-06-03T17:17:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=36127"},"modified":"2022-06-03T12:17:57","modified_gmt":"2022-06-03T17:17:57","slug":"carol-burnett-dated-napoleon-bonaparte","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2022\/06\/03\/carol-burnett-dated-napoleon-bonaparte\/","title":{"rendered":"Carol Burnett Dated Napoleon Bonaparte"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While watching an obscure episode of <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Carol_Burnett_Show\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><em><strong>The Carol Burnett Show<\/strong><\/em><\/a> (1967-1978), in particular one of the <em>As The Stomach Turns<\/em> skits, today&#8217;s audience noted:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>SHE<\/strong>: They&#8217;re really broken canon in this one, haven&#8217;t they?<\/p>\n<p><strong>HE<\/strong>: Uh?<\/p>\n<p><strong>SHE<\/strong>: That, that&#8217;s really not how this goes. The daughter leaves after bringing home a baby. She doesn&#8217;t go upstairs back to her room.<\/p>\n<p><strong>HE<\/strong>: I didn&#8217;t know Carol dated Napoleon.<\/p>\n<p><strong>SHE<\/strong>: Uh?<\/p>\n<p><strong>HE<\/strong>: Sure. Napoleon was an artillery officer. You say she broke the cannon. That is, she broke it off with Napoleon, the guy who ran the cannons.<\/p>\n<p><strong>SHE<\/strong>: Oh.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And that, folks, is how <em><strong>QAnon<\/strong><\/em> works.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While watching an obscure episode of The Carol Burnett Show (1967-1978), in particular one of the As The Stomach Turns skits, today&#8217;s audience noted: SHE: They&#8217;re really broken canon in this one, haven&#8217;t they? HE: Uh? SHE: That, that&#8217;s really not how this goes. The daughter leaves after bringing home \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2022\/06\/03\/carol-burnett-dated-napoleon-bonaparte\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36127","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36127","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36127"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36127\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36128,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36127\/revisions\/36128"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}