{"id":3595,"date":"2016-05-10T21:32:53","date_gmt":"2016-05-11T02:32:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=3595"},"modified":"2016-05-10T21:32:53","modified_gmt":"2016-05-11T02:32:53","slug":"belated-movie-reviews-49","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2016\/05\/10\/belated-movie-reviews-49\/","title":{"rendered":"Belated Movie Reviews"},"content":{"rendered":"

I fear that Star Trek V: The Final Frontier<\/strong><\/em><\/a> (1989) is a middling mess. I could deduce no clear themes, although we dance about questions concerning family, God, and emotion. Spock’s unmentioned brother, the brilliant and personally powerful Sybok, seeks control of the Enterprise<\/em> in order to seek after the primordial divine origin of all life, on a planet behind the energy barrier supposedly surrounding the Galactic Center. Sadly, the movie and its alleged plot is beset by a tsunami of questions.<\/p>\n

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  1. Why would God need a planet for a dwelling? So why seek God there?<\/li>\n
  2. Why is there an energy barrier at the Galactic Center?<\/li>\n
  3. Shatner proclaims they’ll investigate this dwelling of God “by the book”, and then promptly takes Sybok, Spock, and McCoy down to the planet without a sensor sweep or use of their uncrewed probes. Not even a red-shirt in sight!<\/li>\n
  4. Why is a Captain leading a simple raid on a rebellious planet?<\/li>\n
  5. So why is God imprisoned on that planet? My goodness, why don’t you investigate further? Hell, why didn’t the crew break into a rendition of “Row, Row, Row your Boat” and exorcise the damn thing?<\/li>\n
  6. Blah, blah, blah….<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    It’s a tidal wave of twaddle, to be perfectly honest, and I only tolerated it as a duty to review the movie, and as I am in the midst of recovering from a mild case of food poisoning, it was easier to watch than change the channel.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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