{"id":35695,"date":"2022-04-13T11:37:21","date_gmt":"2022-04-13T16:37:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=35695"},"modified":"2022-04-13T11:37:21","modified_gmt":"2022-04-13T16:37:21","slug":"belated-movie-reviews-743","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2022\/04\/13\/belated-movie-reviews-743\/","title":{"rendered":"Belated Movie Reviews"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_35697\" style=\"width: 365px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/time-walker.jpeg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-35697\" class=\"wp-image-35697\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/time-walker.jpeg?resize=355%2C199&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"355\" height=\"199\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/time-walker.jpeg?w=474&amp;ssl=1 474w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/time-walker.jpeg?resize=300%2C168&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/time-walker.jpeg?resize=150%2C84&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/time-walker.jpeg?resize=250%2C140&amp;ssl=1 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 355px) 100vw, 355px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-35697\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>&#8220;And our dessert course features wrapped mummy. Everyone bring their spoon?&#8221;<\/em><\/p><\/div>\n<p><em><strong>Time Walker<\/strong><\/em> (1982) is this awful, even <a href=\"https:\/\/www.thefreedictionary.com\/grotty\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">grotty<\/a>, if I may walk a bit of time myself, tale of an Egyptian mummy found by an archaeologist, brought back to greenish life when exposed to the radiation of an X-Ray machine while on campus at <del><em><strong>CalTech<\/strong><\/em><\/del> (oh, they wished!) <em><strong>California Institute of Sciences<\/strong><\/em>. Much like <em>Pac-Man<\/em>, it has to collect some baubles stolen from its sarcophagus by a grad student in a total 1970s haircut, stomping whoever gets in its way, before assembling said baubles into &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>A communications device.<\/p>\n<p>Bad story, bad acting, bad idea. My Arts Editor liked it. Go figger.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Time Walker (1982) is this awful, even grotty, if I may walk a bit of time myself, tale of an Egyptian mummy found by an archaeologist, brought back to greenish life when exposed to the radiation of an X-Ray machine while on campus at CalTech (oh, they wished!) California Institute \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2022\/04\/13\/belated-movie-reviews-743\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35695","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35695","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35695"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35695\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35698,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35695\/revisions\/35698"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35695"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35695"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35695"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}