{"id":35556,"date":"2022-03-23T20:46:05","date_gmt":"2022-03-24T01:46:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=35556"},"modified":"2022-03-23T20:46:05","modified_gmt":"2022-03-24T01:46:05","slug":"belated-movie-reviews-739","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2022\/03\/23\/belated-movie-reviews-739\/","title":{"rendered":"Belated Movie Reviews"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Such exquisite beauty deserves not<\/strong> the caption.<\/em><\/p><\/div>\n

Gutboy: A Badtime Story<\/strong><\/em><\/a> (2017) is a sequence of marionettes that –<\/p>\n

No, that’s not right.<\/p>\n

A causal chain of marionettes?<\/p>\n

That like having sex with humans ten times their own size?<\/p>\n

While seeking revenge on the guy who stole a fishing pole?<\/p>\n

And the hulk who’s the town cop?<\/p>\n

Eyeballs must mean something, but brain exchanges, nothing.<\/p>\n

If this sounds like a review by a whack-job<\/p>\n

This movie’s whack-job is a professional<\/p>\n

While the review-writer isn’t even a gifted amateur.<\/p>\n

Recommendations are meaningless. It either exists in your head, or doesn’t. See, or see not.<\/p>\n

Definitely not.<\/p>\n

Hell, my Arts Editor refused to watch more than five minutes of it. I think she deserves a donut for that sort of perseverance.<\/p>\n

A donut with eyes. And extra brains.<\/p>\n

Don’t bother to try to enjoy. Grit your teeth, swallow if you’ve gottem, and don’t bother to wonder if the makers had more to swallow than you. They did.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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