{"id":35353,"date":"2022-03-18T14:30:23","date_gmt":"2022-03-18T19:30:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=35353"},"modified":"2022-03-18T14:30:23","modified_gmt":"2022-03-18T19:30:23","slug":"belated-movie-reviews-738","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2022\/03\/18\/belated-movie-reviews-738\/","title":{"rendered":"Belated Movie Reviews"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_35518\" style=\"width: 372px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/poppers-penguins.jpeg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-35518\" class=\"wp-image-35518\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/poppers-penguins.jpeg?resize=362%2C217&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"362\" height=\"217\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/poppers-penguins.jpeg?w=474&amp;ssl=1 474w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/poppers-penguins.jpeg?resize=300%2C180&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/poppers-penguins.jpeg?resize=150%2C90&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/03\/poppers-penguins.jpeg?resize=250%2C150&amp;ssl=1 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 362px) 100vw, 362px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-35518\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Mr. Popper bronzed and displayed the first batch of penguins. The second batch were put through BodyWorks. The third were coated in plastic in life-like positions and used for small arms practice. The fourth batch were the charm.<\/em><\/p><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Mr._Popper's_Penguins_(film)\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><em><strong>Mr. Popper&#8217;s Penguins<\/strong><\/em><\/a> (2011) is a pleasantly derivative story of how a pack of penguins save the soul of Mr. Popper, a corporate drone who&#8217;s already lost his wife in the backwash of his ambition, and is now in danger of losing his kids.<\/p>\n<p><strong>To Godzilla<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Just kidding! Checking to see if you&#8217;ve read this far. There&#8217;s nothing particularly offensive, and while penguins are cool and all that sort of thing, there&#8217;s nothing innovative here.<\/p>\n<p>I blame it all on my Arts Editor, who wanted to see this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mr. Popper&#8217;s Penguins (2011) is a pleasantly derivative story of how a pack of penguins save the soul of Mr. Popper, a corporate drone who&#8217;s already lost his wife in the backwash of his ambition, and is now in danger of losing his kids. To Godzilla. Just kidding! Checking to \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2022\/03\/18\/belated-movie-reviews-738\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35353","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35353","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35353"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35353\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35519,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35353\/revisions\/35519"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35353"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35353"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35353"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}