{"id":35326,"date":"2022-02-18T10:31:14","date_gmt":"2022-02-18T16:31:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=35326"},"modified":"2022-02-18T10:31:14","modified_gmt":"2022-02-18T16:31:14","slug":"belated-movie-reviews-732","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2022\/02\/18\/belated-movie-reviews-732\/","title":{"rendered":"Belated Movie Reviews"},"content":{"rendered":"
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On my father’s grave, I will<\/strong> french that T-Rex in this scene!<\/em><\/p><\/div>\n

Land Of The Lost<\/strong><\/em><\/a> (2009) is, I suppose, a camp on camp movie, a spoof of the old Land of the Lost<\/em> TV series, of which there were two versions itself. Played as humor, it has a couple of good bits – a T-Rex with a sense of surreality is a lovely twist, and the ice cream truck had a lot of potential, of which it fulfilled perhaps a tenth – but the truth of the matter is that there was simply too much crude humor which existed for the sake of crude humor.<\/p>\n

And that was boring.<\/p>\n

While the T-Rex was a lot of fun, this was a waste of time. And what did they do with the evil Sleestak, anyways? Why aren’t they fascinated with the universe’s garbage pit? Isn’t that a possible way home? Another two drafts of the script in order to scrape out the aimless bits of humor and explore the possibilities of their new universe would have been a great improvement. Too bad they didn’t take it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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