{"id":35270,"date":"2022-02-09T18:45:44","date_gmt":"2022-02-10T00:45:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=35270"},"modified":"2022-02-09T18:45:44","modified_gmt":"2022-02-10T00:45:44","slug":"this-explains-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2022\/02\/09\/this-explains-it\/","title":{"rendered":"This Explains It!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why does Minnesota experience a spike in crime every winter?<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Hudson mayor thinks ice fishing leads to prostitution! Put your poles away boys!*<\/p>\n<p>*Same guy who thinks creative writing classes are child pornography. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/9N0R2tVri6\">pic.twitter.com\/9N0R2tVri6<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Amanda Weinstein (@ProfWeinstein) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ProfWeinstein\/status\/1491403199227768835?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">February 9, 2022<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Evidently, the good mayor has no experience with ice fishing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why does Minnesota experience a spike in crime every winter? Hudson mayor thinks ice fishing leads to prostitution! Put your poles away boys!* *Same guy who thinks creative writing classes are child pornography. pic.twitter.com\/9N0R2tVri6 &mdash; Amanda Weinstein (@ProfWeinstein) February 9, 2022 Evidently, the good mayor has no experience with ice \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2022\/02\/09\/this-explains-it\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35270","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35270","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35270"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35270\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35271,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35270\/revisions\/35271"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}