{"id":35263,"date":"2022-02-09T10:07:01","date_gmt":"2022-02-09T16:07:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=35263"},"modified":"2022-02-09T10:07:01","modified_gmt":"2022-02-09T16:07:01","slug":"when-you-tell-friends-that-you-just-want-to-be-tossed-in-a-ditch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2022\/02\/09\/when-you-tell-friends-that-you-just-want-to-be-tossed-in-a-ditch\/","title":{"rendered":"When You Tell Friends That You Just Want To Be Tossed In A Ditch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; when you die, sometimes you get this picture sent in response.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/deer.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-35264\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/deer.jpg?resize=349%2C244&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"349\" height=\"244\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/deer.jpg?w=349&amp;ssl=1 349w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/deer.jpg?resize=300%2C210&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/deer.jpg?resize=150%2C105&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/deer.jpg?resize=215%2C150&amp;ssl=1 215w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 349px) 100vw, 349px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(h\/t BP)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; when you die, sometimes you get this picture sent in response. (h\/t BP)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35263","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35263","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35263"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35263\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35265,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35263\/revisions\/35265"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}