{"id":35133,"date":"2022-01-15T21:29:44","date_gmt":"2022-01-16T03:29:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=35133"},"modified":"2022-01-15T21:29:44","modified_gmt":"2022-01-16T03:29:44","slug":"the-solution-is-obvious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2022\/01\/15\/the-solution-is-obvious\/","title":{"rendered":"The Solution Is Obvious"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After the disappointment of certain dead people not showing up in Dallas for the gratification of the QAnon cult, here comes a new announcement:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Some of [QAnon leader in Dallas Michael] Protzman\u2019s supporters have also spotted that Trump\u2019s official announcement mentions \u201clive entertainment\u201d as part of the [Arizona] rally, and suggested that this will involve a band made up entirely of dead musicians and singers, including Michael Jackson, Prince, Whitney Houston, Janis Joplin, Tupac, and John Lennon.<em> [<a href=\"https:\/\/www.vice.com\/en\/article\/93b3x3\/trump-rally-arizona-qanon\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>VICE<\/strong><\/a>]<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I suspect the former President knows how important it is to keep the troops entertained, especially when they can so easily walk away unharvested, so the solution is obvious:<\/p>\n<p>Provide a band made up of impersonators. That way, you can have Elvis lead the singing.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After the disappointment of certain dead people not showing up in Dallas for the gratification of the QAnon cult, here comes a new announcement: Some of [QAnon leader in Dallas Michael] Protzman\u2019s supporters have also spotted that Trump\u2019s official announcement mentions \u201clive entertainment\u201d as part of the [Arizona] rally, and \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2022\/01\/15\/the-solution-is-obvious\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-35133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=35133"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35133\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":35134,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/35133\/revisions\/35134"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=35133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=35133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=35133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}