{"id":34565,"date":"2021-10-29T13:12:08","date_gmt":"2021-10-29T18:12:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=34565"},"modified":"2021-10-29T13:12:08","modified_gmt":"2021-10-29T18:12:08","slug":"how-you-know-its-american","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2021\/10\/29\/how-you-know-its-american\/","title":{"rendered":"How You Know It’s American"},"content":{"rendered":"

In a way akin to how President Clinton stole the policy issues and positions of the Republicans back in the ’90s, here comes a Christmas Tree ….<\/p>\n

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A Parade of Bigfoots Will Lead the U.S. Capitol Christmas Tree<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/h2>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Yep. From mysterious, frightening half-glimpsed creatures in the forests of the Northwest, to utter ridicule as a band of faux-Sasquatchii haul mythical Santa’s Christmas Tree, celebrating, in some twisted fashion, the uncertain birth of some dude in a country on the other side of the world.<\/p>\n

Ya gotta love the insanity underlying Americans and, indeed, all humanity. While being very, very frightened.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In a way akin to how President Clinton stole the policy issues and positions of the Republicans back in the ’90s, here comes a Christmas Tree …. A Parade of Bigfoots Will Lead the U.S. Capitol Christmas Tree Yep. From mysterious, frightening half-glimpsed creatures in the forests of the Northwest, \u2026 Continue reading → <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34565","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34565","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=34565"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34565\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34566,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34565\/revisions\/34566"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=34565"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=34565"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=34565"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}