{"id":33040,"date":"2021-05-21T19:39:29","date_gmt":"2021-05-22T00:39:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=33040"},"modified":"2021-05-21T19:39:29","modified_gmt":"2021-05-22T00:39:29","slug":"and-when-they-sprinkle-something-on-your-brow-ctd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2021\/05\/21\/and-when-they-sprinkle-something-on-your-brow-ctd\/","title":{"rendered":"And When They Sprinkle Something On Your Brow, Ctd"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It must be that time of the year, when the little green guys comes spilling out of their flying saucers, looking to renew their supply of &#8230; sigh &#8230; Hamm&#8217;s beer. How do I know? <em><strong>The Onion<\/strong><\/em> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/what-s-in-the-pentagon-report-on-ufos-1846921165\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">waved a flag<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Details have begun to leak about an upcoming Pentagon report declassifying government intelligence about unidentified flying objects, which must be released in accordance with a provision of the coronavirus spending bill President Trump signed into law in December 2020. The Onion provides some of the most intriguing details from the upcoming report on UFOs. &#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Confirmation of existence of Jon Hamm and other Hamm-like beings.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>But that&#8217;s not my favorite consequence. Here it is:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<ul>\n<li>List of cities government has authorized to offer as sacrifices to aggressive extraterrestrials.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2021\/05\/21\/and-when-they-sprinkle-something-on-your-brow\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Just like I said earlier today<\/a>. Sort of.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It must be that time of the year, when the little green guys comes spilling out of their flying saucers, looking to renew their supply of &#8230; sigh &#8230; Hamm&#8217;s beer. How do I know? The Onion waved a flag: Details have begun to leak about an upcoming Pentagon report \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2021\/05\/21\/and-when-they-sprinkle-something-on-your-brow-ctd\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33040","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33040","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33040"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33040\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33041,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33040\/revisions\/33041"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33040"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33040"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33040"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}