{"id":33007,"date":"2021-05-18T10:24:58","date_gmt":"2021-05-18T15:24:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=33007"},"modified":"2021-05-18T10:24:58","modified_gmt":"2021-05-18T15:24:58","slug":"hes-happy-to-see-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2021\/05\/18\/hes-happy-to-see-you\/","title":{"rendered":"He&#8217;s Happy To See You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He&#8217;s called the <em>Cerne Abbas Giant<\/em>.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_33008\" style=\"width: 233px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a style=\"outline-width: 0px !important; user-select: auto !important;\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Cerne-abbas-giant-2001-cropped.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-33008\" class=\"wp-image-33008 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Cerne-abbas-giant-2001-cropped.jpg?resize=223%2C267&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"223\" height=\"267\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Cerne-abbas-giant-2001-cropped.jpg?w=223&amp;ssl=1 223w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/Cerne-abbas-giant-2001-cropped.jpg?resize=125%2C150&amp;ssl=1 125w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 223px) 100vw, 223px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-33008\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Source: <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Cerne_Abbas_Giant\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><strong>Wikipedia<\/strong><\/a><\/em><\/p><\/div>\n<p>There&#8217;s some evidence that his phallus was added at a later date.<\/p>\n<p>But I mention this simply to state that I think it&#8217;s just a big piece of graffiti. A glorious, big piece of graffiti.<\/p>\n<p>And here&#8217;s a <strong><em>WaPo<\/em><\/strong> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/world\/europe\/cerne-giant-hill-figure\/2021\/05\/16\/4203c15a-b407-11eb-bc96-fdf55de43bef_story.html?utm_campaign=wp_post_most&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_source=newsletter&amp;wpisrc=nl_most&amp;carta-url=https:\/\/s2.washingtonpost.com\/car-ln-tr\/3267ad1\/60a297f19d2fdae30253c530\/59ee10d9ae7e8a504fd8ecd3\/39\/70\/60a297f19d2fdae30253c530\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">article<\/a>\u00a0on him. It. Whatever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He&#8217;s called the Cerne Abbas Giant. There&#8217;s some evidence that his phallus was added at a later date. But I mention this simply to state that I think it&#8217;s just a big piece of graffiti. A glorious, big piece of graffiti. And here&#8217;s a WaPo article\u00a0on him. It. Whatever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33007","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33007","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33007"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33007\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":33009,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33007\/revisions\/33009"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33007"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33007"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33007"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}