While I was responding to a text from my father-in-law today, my husband\u00a0texted me from Target to ask if I had thought of any additional items for him to pick up. I jokingly wrote, “How about some ribbed condoms, big guy?”<\/p>\n
The condom text went to my father-in-law.<\/p>\n
Wish I could see the look on my face when I realized what I’d done! All I remember is screaming, “Nooooooooooooooo!!!”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A reader contributes her recent fiasco: While I was responding to a text from my father-in-law today, my husband\u00a0texted me from Target to ask if I had thought of any additional items for him to pick up. I jokingly wrote, “How about some ribbed condoms, big guy?” The condom text \u2026 Continue reading → <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3244","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3244","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3244"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3244\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3246,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3244\/revisions\/3246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3244"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3244"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3244"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}