{"id":31774,"date":"2021-01-03T09:53:48","date_gmt":"2021-01-03T15:53:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=31774"},"modified":"2021-01-03T09:53:48","modified_gmt":"2021-01-03T15:53:48","slug":"made-me-laugh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2021\/01\/03\/made-me-laugh\/","title":{"rendered":"Made Me Laugh"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From the Irish equivalent of <strong><em>The Onion<\/em><\/strong>, the <a href=\"https:\/\/waterfordwhispersnews.com\/2020\/08\/31\/meet-the-women-getting-ruler-tattoos-on-their-arms-to-bring-an-end-to-bullshitting-men\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><em><strong>Waterford Whisper News<\/strong><\/em><\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>SEVERAL enterprising single women have begun to revolutionise the face of dating with the help of a simple, solitary tattoo.<\/p>\n<p>Long since fed up with the tall tales men tell regarding penis length, we meet the women who got a to scale ruler inked onto their forearms.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIf lads had an inch for every time they claimed its \u2018like a baby\u2019s arm holding an apple\u2019 their dicks could serve as a ladder to Mars. Once I got the tattoo everything changed,\u201d remarked single-and-fucking-done-with-mingling Anna Pollock told WWN.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhen we\u2019re in the bedroom and I reveal the tattoo you\u2019d want to see some of them, they turn white as a sheet, some faint, some jump out the window, but the bullshit ends there and then,\u201d added Pollock.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>A bit of Irish humor for you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the Irish equivalent of The Onion, the Waterford Whisper News: SEVERAL enterprising single women have begun to revolutionise the face of dating with the help of a simple, solitary tattoo. Long since fed up with the tall tales men tell regarding penis length, we meet the women who got \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2021\/01\/03\/made-me-laugh\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31774","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31774","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31774"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31774\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31775,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31774\/revisions\/31775"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31774"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31774"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31774"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}