{"id":31720,"date":"2020-12-29T13:42:09","date_gmt":"2020-12-29T19:42:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=31720"},"modified":"2020-12-29T13:42:09","modified_gmt":"2020-12-29T19:42:09","slug":"when-your-job-is-too-hard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2020\/12\/29\/when-your-job-is-too-hard\/","title":{"rendered":"When Your Job Is Too Hard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t typically steal material off of <strong><em>FB<\/em><\/strong>, but this is too funny. It&#8217;s from the Punitentiary.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/death-metal-triangle.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-31721\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/death-metal-triangle.jpg?resize=517%2C540&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"517\" height=\"540\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/death-metal-triangle.jpg?w=517&amp;ssl=1 517w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/death-metal-triangle.jpg?resize=287%2C300&amp;ssl=1 287w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/death-metal-triangle.jpg?resize=144%2C150&amp;ssl=1 144w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 517px) 100vw, 517px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>[h\/t CB]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t typically steal material off of FB, but this is too funny. It&#8217;s from the Punitentiary. [h\/t CB]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31720","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31720","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31720"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31720\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31722,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31720\/revisions\/31722"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31720"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31720"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31720"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}