{"id":31280,"date":"2020-11-23T17:51:50","date_gmt":"2020-11-23T23:51:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=31280"},"modified":"2020-11-23T17:51:50","modified_gmt":"2020-11-23T23:51:50","slug":"one-way-to-know-your-life-is-off-the-rails","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2020\/11\/23\/one-way-to-know-your-life-is-off-the-rails\/","title":{"rendered":"One Way To Know Your Life Is Off The Rails"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you take this seriously:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Kenneth Copeland and followers put their hands on their heads, pray to God, &quot;Bald spots I call you gone! Hair grow!&quot; <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/EmDcda1rsH\">pic.twitter.com\/EmDcda1rsH<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Christian Nightmares (@ChristnNitemare) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ChristnNitemare\/status\/1329445869825961984?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">November 19, 2020<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>However, at some point near the beginning I feel like he says &#8220;Here&#8217;s my latest schtick.&#8221; I&#8217;d hate to think he&#8217;s just sophisticated entertainment and not a grifter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you take this seriously: Kenneth Copeland and followers put their hands on their heads, pray to God, &quot;Bald spots I call you gone! Hair grow!&quot; pic.twitter.com\/EmDcda1rsH &mdash; Christian Nightmares (@ChristnNitemare) November 19, 2020 However, at some point near the beginning I feel like he says &#8220;Here&#8217;s my latest schtick.&#8221; \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2020\/11\/23\/one-way-to-know-your-life-is-off-the-rails\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-31280","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31280","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31280"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31280\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":31281,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31280\/revisions\/31281"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31280"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31280"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31280"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}