{"id":30879,"date":"2020-10-14T14:56:48","date_gmt":"2020-10-14T19:56:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=30879"},"modified":"2020-10-14T14:56:48","modified_gmt":"2020-10-14T19:56:48","slug":"why-be-dignified-when-you-can-be-pathetic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2020\/10\/14\/why-be-dignified-when-you-can-be-pathetic\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Be Dignified When You Can Be Pathetic?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This actually made me laugh.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2020\/10\/13\/us\/politics\/trump-rally-pennsylvania.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><strong>\u201cSuburban women: Will you please like me?\u201d he asked. \u201cPlease. Please. I saved your damn neighborhood, OK?\u201d<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; President Trump at a campaign rally in Johnstown, Pennsylvania.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This actually made me laugh. \u201cSuburban women: Will you please like me?\u201d he asked. \u201cPlease. Please. I saved your damn neighborhood, OK?\u201d &#8211; President Trump at a campaign rally in Johnstown, Pennsylvania.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30879","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30879","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30879"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30879\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30880,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30879\/revisions\/30880"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30879"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30879"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30879"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}