{"id":30703,"date":"2020-09-28T13:02:29","date_gmt":"2020-09-28T18:02:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=30703"},"modified":"2020-09-28T13:02:29","modified_gmt":"2020-09-28T18:02:29","slug":"wicked-english","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2020\/09\/28\/wicked-english\/","title":{"rendered":"Wicked English"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Arts Editor<\/strong>: [Cats] are Scions of Entropy.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me<\/strong>: True, but are they green or blue?<\/p>\n<p><strong>AE<\/strong>: Eh?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Me<\/strong>: Are they traffic scions or hospital scions?<\/p>\n<p><strong>AE<\/strong>: &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Arts Editor: [Cats] are Scions of Entropy. Me: True, but are they green or blue? AE: Eh? Me: Are they traffic scions or hospital scions? AE: &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30703","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30703","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30703"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30703\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30704,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30703\/revisions\/30704"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30703"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30703"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30703"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}