{"id":30336,"date":"2020-08-31T08:48:30","date_gmt":"2020-08-31T13:48:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=30336"},"modified":"2020-08-31T08:48:30","modified_gmt":"2020-08-31T13:48:30","slug":"getting-a-bit-flippant-arent-we","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2020\/08\/31\/getting-a-bit-flippant-arent-we\/","title":{"rendered":"Getting A Bit Flippant, Aren&#8217;t We?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My weekly pop-sci <em><strong>NewScientist<\/strong><\/em> issues have been showing up at erratic intervals; this week, after what seemed like weeks of no issues, two showed up on the ame day, although of a non-contiguous nature. No doubt just more evidence of the, shall we say, <em>demonic incompetence<\/em> of Postmaster General DeJoy in combination with the more comprehensible delays inherent in publishing during a pandemic.<\/p>\n<p>Paging through the 8 August 2020 issue, I was struck by the surrealistic features of two articles. The first, concerning a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.newscientist.com\/article\/2250732-termite-intruders-evolved-cowardice-to-squat-in-another-species-nest\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">variety of termite<\/a> which always lives with another specific species in their nests, contains this little gem:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cMany times,\u201d says [Helder Hugo of the University of Konstanz in Germany], \u201cwhen two unrelated colonies are put together in a single confined space \u2013 such as an experimental arena \u2013 the outcome is warfare with losses from both sides.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>But that didn\u2019t happen here. Despite attacks from host termites, the tenant termites were acquiescent. Hosts would bite or spray the <a href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2020\/08\/29\/word-of-the-day-601\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">inquilines<\/a> [foreign termites] with acrid chemicals, but their targets never responded in kind, opting to flee. Some ignored the hosts completely.<\/p>\n<p>At most, the lodger termites would squirt faeces towards a threatening host termite, surprising their assailant long enough to retreat. \u201cBy preventing conflict escalation, inquiline termites may considerably improve their chances of establishing a stable cohabitation with their host termites,\u201d says Hugo.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Yep, that&#8217;s right &#8211; they pooped on their hosts. Or in their hosts&#8217; living room.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_30337\" style=\"width: 274px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a style=\"outline-width: 0px !important; user-select: auto !important;\" href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/450px-AmpelosaurusDB.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-30337\" class=\"wp-image-30337\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/450px-AmpelosaurusDB.jpg?resize=264%2C85&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"264\" height=\"85\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/450px-AmpelosaurusDB.jpg?w=450&amp;ssl=1 450w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/450px-AmpelosaurusDB.jpg?resize=300%2C97&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/450px-AmpelosaurusDB.jpg?resize=150%2C48&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/08\/450px-AmpelosaurusDB.jpg?resize=250%2C81&amp;ssl=1 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 264px) 100vw, 264px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-30337\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Sauropoda\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">From<\/a> <em><strong>Wikipedia<\/strong><\/em>. <br \/><em>This is the sauropod, not the mammal.<\/em><\/p><\/div>\n<p>However, the ribaldry comes right out in the open in <a href=\"https:\/\/www.newscientist.com\/article\/2249977-tiny-mammals-once-scavenged-meat-from-giant-dinosaur-carcasses\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">this article<\/a> on finding mammalian toothmarks on the bones of a sauropod &#8211; and small mammals at that. While interesting in itself, I fear I woke my Arts Editor when I started laughing at the penultimate paragraph:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The mammals must have been scavenging, says [Felix Augustin at the Eberhard Karls University of T\u00fcbingen in Germany], as it isn\u2019t possible that such tiny mammals could have taken down a huge sauropod dinosaur.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Beyond the obvious, I can also remark that this reminds me of my aborted project to construct an animated film involving a T-Rex finding himself in similar contretemps. If some young <em><strong>Blender<\/strong><\/em> artist, looking to showcase their skills, needs a project, I might be persuaded to share the story with you. My Arts Editor thought it was fairly cool, but my time constraints and relative clumsiness with <em><strong>Blender<\/strong><\/em> has made it unlikely that I&#8217;ll ever get beyond the picnic basket.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My weekly pop-sci NewScientist issues have been showing up at erratic intervals; this week, after what seemed like weeks of no issues, two showed up on the ame day, although of a non-contiguous nature. No doubt just more evidence of the, shall we say, demonic incompetence of Postmaster General DeJoy \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2020\/08\/31\/getting-a-bit-flippant-arent-we\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30336","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30336","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30336"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30336\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":30356,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30336\/revisions\/30356"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}