{"id":29563,"date":"2020-07-14T12:50:20","date_gmt":"2020-07-14T17:50:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=29563"},"modified":"2020-07-14T12:50:20","modified_gmt":"2020-07-14T17:50:20","slug":"thats-unpleasant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2020\/07\/14\/thats-unpleasant\/","title":{"rendered":"That&#8217;s Unpleasant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/environment\/2020\/jun\/04\/snake-eels-burst-through-the-stomach-of-predators-in-bid-to-escape-being-eaten-alive\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">From<\/a> <em><strong>The Guardian<\/strong><\/em>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>It\u2019s no secret that nature can be brutal and violent, but a new\u00a0<a class=\"u-underline\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/australia-news\/queensland\" data-link-name=\"auto-linked-tag\" data-component=\"auto-linked-tag\">Queensland<\/a>\u00a0Museum report on the death of some snake eels reads more like the plot of a horror movie than a scientific paper.<\/p>\n<p>Snake eels are a family of eel species that live most of their lives burrowed in the soft sand on the floor of the ocean.<\/p>\n<p>When eaten alive by predators, they will use their hard pointed tail tip, which is for digging, to burst through the fish\u2019s stomach in a bid to escape digestion.<\/p>\n<p>But unfortunately, this isn\u2019t enough to save them. Unable to burrow through a fish\u2019s hard ribcage, they become trapped and die, their body slowly mummified in the gut cavity of their captor.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>It&#8217;s said that the father of evolutionary theory, Charles Darwin, quit believing in God after observing some of Nature&#8217;s more cruel ploys. I have no idea if it&#8217;s true, but I hope fish and eels are just as unthinking and unfeeling as they appear to be, because, just like parasitic wasps and their prey tarantulas, this is horrific. If there&#8217;s a God, he&#8217;s a sadist.<\/p>\n<aside class=\"element element-rich-link element--thumbnail element-rich-link--upgraded\" data-component=\"rich-link\" data-link-name=\"rich-link-1 | 1\">\n<div class=\"rich-link tone-feature--item rich-link--pillar-news\">\n<div class=\"rich-link__container\">\n<div class=\"rich-link__image-container u-responsive-ratio\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/aside>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From The Guardian: It\u2019s no secret that nature can be brutal and violent, but a new\u00a0Queensland\u00a0Museum report on the death of some snake eels reads more like the plot of a horror movie than a scientific paper. Snake eels are a family of eel species that live most of their \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2020\/07\/14\/thats-unpleasant\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29563","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29563","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29563"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29563\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29564,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29563\/revisions\/29564"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29563"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29563"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29563"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}