{"id":29127,"date":"2020-06-22T21:15:22","date_gmt":"2020-06-23T02:15:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=29127"},"modified":"2020-06-22T21:15:22","modified_gmt":"2020-06-23T02:15:22","slug":"celebrating-the-worst","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2020\/06\/22\/celebrating-the-worst\/","title":{"rendered":"Celebrating The Worst"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s rather like the legendary <strong><em>Cake Wrecks<\/em><\/strong> website, only without the class.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/eyeball-and-legs.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-29128\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/eyeball-and-legs.jpg?resize=570%2C593&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"570\" height=\"593\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/eyeball-and-legs.jpg?w=570&amp;ssl=1 570w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/eyeball-and-legs.jpg?resize=288%2C300&amp;ssl=1 288w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/06\/eyeball-and-legs.jpg?resize=144%2C150&amp;ssl=1 144w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 570px) 100vw, 570px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Izzat a giant eyeball staring out of its ass, or what?<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the dormant <a href=\"https:\/\/crappytaxidermy.com\/#_=_\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><em><strong>Crappy Taxidermy<\/strong><\/em><\/a> website. My advice? View with only one eye open. No updates since 2015, and that&#8217;s perhaps for the best, eh?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s rather like the legendary Cake Wrecks website, only without the class. Izzat a giant eyeball staring out of its ass, or what? It&#8217;s the dormant Crappy Taxidermy website. My advice? View with only one eye open. No updates since 2015, and that&#8217;s perhaps for the best, eh?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-29127","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29127","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29127"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29127\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29129,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29127\/revisions\/29129"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}