{"id":28539,"date":"2020-04-28T15:01:57","date_gmt":"2020-04-28T20:01:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=28539"},"modified":"2020-04-28T15:01:57","modified_gmt":"2020-04-28T20:01:57","slug":"kill-the-kazoo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2020\/04\/28\/kill-the-kazoo\/","title":{"rendered":"Kill The Kazoo!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I find myself yelling at the TV every time John Batiste plays that handheld contraption into which he blows and plays a keyboard. Seems to be called a <em>melodica<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/melodica.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-28540\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/melodica.jpg?resize=800%2C498&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"498\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/melodica.jpg?w=1735&amp;ssl=1 1735w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/melodica.jpg?resize=300%2C187&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/melodica.jpg?resize=1024%2C637&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/melodica.jpg?resize=768%2C478&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/melodica.jpg?resize=1536%2C955&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/melodica.jpg?resize=241%2C150&amp;ssl=1 241w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/melodica.jpg?resize=150%2C93&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/melodica.jpg?w=1600&amp;ssl=1 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em><strong>Kill The Kazoo! <\/strong><\/em><strong>I shriek.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Am I turning into a curmudgeon?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I find myself yelling at the TV every time John Batiste plays that handheld contraption into which he blows and plays a keyboard. Seems to be called a melodica. Kill The Kazoo! I shriek. Am I turning into a curmudgeon?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28539","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28539","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28539"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28539\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28541,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28539\/revisions\/28541"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28539"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28539"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28539"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}