{"id":28091,"date":"2020-03-25T16:44:38","date_gmt":"2020-03-25T21:44:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=28091"},"modified":"2020-03-25T16:44:38","modified_gmt":"2020-03-25T21:44:38","slug":"belated-movie-reviews-559","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2020\/03\/25\/belated-movie-reviews-559\/","title":{"rendered":"Belated Movie Reviews"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_28092\" style=\"width: 319px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/375px-Winchester_House_910px.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-28092\" class=\"wp-image-28092\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/375px-Winchester_House_910px.jpg?resize=309%2C246&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"309\" height=\"246\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/375px-Winchester_House_910px.jpg?w=375&amp;ssl=1 375w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/375px-Winchester_House_910px.jpg?resize=300%2C238&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/375px-Winchester_House_910px.jpg?resize=189%2C150&amp;ssl=1 189w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/375px-Winchester_House_910px.jpg?resize=150%2C119&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 309px) 100vw, 309px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-28092\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Sarah Winchester&#8217;s residence as it is today.<\/p><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Winchester_(film)\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><em><strong>Winchester<\/strong><\/em><\/a> (2018) is a vapid little horror movie built on the more substantial bedrock of the story of <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Sarah_Winchester\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Sarah Winchester<\/a>, widow of the heir to the Winchester fortune and 50% of the <em><strong>Winchester Repeating Arms Company<\/strong><\/em>. She lived during the late 1800s to 1922; she lost her husband and only child to disease, and thereafter built what is today known as the <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Winchester_Mystery_House\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><strong>Winchester Mystery House<\/strong><\/a> in San Jose, CA, a veritable museum of Winchester&#8217;s life. We&#8217;ve visited it and, liking houses that have housed oddballs, had a ball, as Mrs. Winchester was quite the superstitious lady. A house on which construction proceeded 24\/7 (or she&#8217;ll die!) makes for quite the collage.<\/p>\n<p>However, this movie aspires to take us from this reality to the next, from life to the dead, and it really just flounders about. It&#8217;s not the cast&#8217;s fault: led by Dame Helen Mirren, they give it their best shot. The problem lies in a story which attempts to use Mrs. Winchester&#8217;s superstitious nature to launch into a paranormal horror story about her supposed guilty conscience about all the deaths caused by the rifles produced by her late husband&#8217;s company, and that leads to the ghosts of the slain arriving for a noisy little buffet dinner made of her soul.<\/p>\n<p>But perhaps I jest.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s very little to find compelling, from the widowed psychologist devoted to rationalism until he isn&#8217;t, to Winchesters, Sarah, her niece Marian and her family, and a museum-worthy collection of Winchester rifles, all running around trying to round up all these ghosts, including that bloodthirsty one &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Yeah. I&#8217;m sure this appeals to some temperaments, but it&#8217;s just a little too silly for me.<\/p>\n<p>But if you&#8217;re considering visiting the <strong>Winchester Mystery House<\/strong>, this might give you a taste of how the structure may have been before God&#8217;s hammer fell on it. Well, someone&#8217;s, anyways. It was damaged in the 1906 San Francisco Earthquake, and some of it has never been rebuilt.<\/p>\n<p>But it&#8217;s fun. If you get a chance, go see the house. Don&#8217;t bother with the movie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Winchester (2018) is a vapid little horror movie built on the more substantial bedrock of the story of Sarah Winchester, widow of the heir to the Winchester fortune and 50% of the Winchester Repeating Arms Company. 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