{"id":27739,"date":"2020-02-23T13:27:06","date_gmt":"2020-02-23T19:27:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=27739"},"modified":"2020-02-23T13:27:06","modified_gmt":"2020-02-23T19:27:06","slug":"now-i-know-why-they-wont-talk-to-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2020\/02\/23\/now-i-know-why-they-wont-talk-to-us\/","title":{"rendered":"Now I Know Why They Won&#8217;t Talk To Us"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Having just viewed the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=KLX2iwxBXuk\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><em>Cat Got Your Brain<\/em><\/a> episode of <strong><em>Shaun the Sheep<\/em><\/strong>, I now understand why the space aliens, after their friendly anal probes of yore, have failed to follow up with a more formal meeting and announcement of their presence.<\/p>\n<p>Obviously, we have no respect for space aliens and their accomplishments.<\/p>\n<p>(Filed under: <em>Odd Things Hue Watches When He&#8217;s Ill<\/em>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Having just viewed the Cat Got Your Brain episode of Shaun the Sheep, I now understand why the space aliens, after their friendly anal probes of yore, have failed to follow up with a more formal meeting and announcement of their presence. Obviously, we have no respect for space aliens \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2020\/02\/23\/now-i-know-why-they-wont-talk-to-us\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27739","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27739","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27739"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27739\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27740,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27739\/revisions\/27740"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27739"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27739"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27739"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}