{"id":27514,"date":"2020-01-31T14:26:45","date_gmt":"2020-01-31T20:26:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=27514"},"modified":"2020-01-31T14:26:45","modified_gmt":"2020-01-31T20:26:45","slug":"superpowers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2020\/01\/31\/superpowers\/","title":{"rendered":"Superpowers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was watching last night&#8217;s <strong><em>The Late Show<\/em><\/strong> as Colbert interviewed Michael Stipe, and I just started laughing when Stipe mentioned <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Greta_Thunberg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Greta Thunberg<\/a>, the Swedish teenaged environmental activist <em>cum<\/em> United Nations shamer, turning her autism into her superpower.<\/p>\n<p>Not at Thunberg.<\/p>\n<p>But what would be Donald J. Trump&#8217;s superpower?<\/p>\n<p>Being a douchebag.<\/p>\n<p>Just doesn&#8217;t have the same cachet, does it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was watching last night&#8217;s The Late Show as Colbert interviewed Michael Stipe, and I just started laughing when Stipe mentioned Greta Thunberg, the Swedish teenaged environmental activist cum United Nations shamer, turning her autism into her superpower. Not at Thunberg. But what would be Donald J. Trump&#8217;s superpower? Being \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2020\/01\/31\/superpowers\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-27514","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27514","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27514"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27514\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27515,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27514\/revisions\/27515"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}