{"id":26876,"date":"2019-12-02T21:45:29","date_gmt":"2019-12-03T03:45:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=26876"},"modified":"2019-12-02T21:45:29","modified_gmt":"2019-12-03T03:45:29","slug":"belated-movie-reviews-519","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2019\/12\/02\/belated-movie-reviews-519\/","title":{"rendered":"Belated Movie Reviews"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_26877\" style=\"width: 360px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/bloodfarmers2.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-26877\" class=\"wp-image-26877\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/bloodfarmers2.jpg?resize=350%2C197&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"197\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/bloodfarmers2.jpg?w=1920&amp;ssl=1 1920w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/bloodfarmers2.jpg?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/bloodfarmers2.jpg?resize=1024%2C576&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/bloodfarmers2.jpg?resize=768%2C432&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/bloodfarmers2.jpg?resize=1536%2C864&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/bloodfarmers2.jpg?resize=250%2C141&amp;ssl=1 250w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/bloodfarmers2.jpg?resize=150%2C84&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/bloodfarmers2.jpg?w=1600&amp;ssl=1 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-26877\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>It&#8217;s our best Kool-Aid substitute!<\/em><\/p><\/div>\n<p>Incoherence, scenery chewing, wretched dialog, sketchy plot, crappy special effects. Only watch <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Invasion_of_the_Blood_Farmers\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><i><b>Invasion of the Blood Farmers<\/b><\/i><\/a> (1972) if you have a monstrous headache, or if this is the night when you&#8217;re finally giving into your self-hatred and this is your punishment.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t imagine why my Arts Editor wanted to watch this one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Incoherence, scenery chewing, wretched dialog, sketchy plot, crappy special effects. Only watch Invasion of the Blood Farmers (1972) if you have a monstrous headache, or if this is the night when you&#8217;re finally giving into your self-hatred and this is your punishment. I can&#8217;t imagine why my Arts Editor wanted \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2019\/12\/02\/belated-movie-reviews-519\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26876","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26876","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26876"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26876\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26878,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26876\/revisions\/26878"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26876"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26876"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26876"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}