{"id":26796,"date":"2019-11-25T18:36:30","date_gmt":"2019-11-26T00:36:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=26796"},"modified":"2019-11-25T18:36:30","modified_gmt":"2019-11-26T00:36:30","slug":"belated-movie-reviews-517","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2019\/11\/25\/belated-movie-reviews-517\/","title":{"rendered":"Belated Movie Reviews"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/terrorbents2.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-26797 alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/terrorbents2.jpg?resize=226%2C354&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"226\" height=\"354\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/terrorbents2.jpg?w=318&amp;ssl=1 318w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/terrorbents2.jpg?resize=191%2C300&amp;ssl=1 191w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/11\/terrorbents2.jpg?resize=95%2C150&amp;ssl=1 95w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 226px) 100vw, 226px\" \/><\/a>About a quarter of the way through <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0060580\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><em><strong>Terror Beneath The Sea<\/strong><\/em><\/a> (1966), my Arts Editor declared, &#8220;It doesn&#8217;t suck as much as it could have.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Sadly, that didn&#8217;t hold true. Shipshod plot, crappy monster costumes, ridiculous special effects, a bad guy with an evil laugh, good guys who can&#8217;t figure out how to act, gibberish orders on the submarine, it&#8217;s all there to laugh at.<\/p>\n<p>If you insist on watching this one, make sure you drink heavily first.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>About a quarter of the way through Terror Beneath The Sea (1966), my Arts Editor declared, &#8220;It doesn&#8217;t suck as much as it could have.&#8221; Sadly, that didn&#8217;t hold true. Shipshod plot, crappy monster costumes, ridiculous special effects, a bad guy with an evil laugh, good guys who can&#8217;t figure \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2019\/11\/25\/belated-movie-reviews-517\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26796","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26796","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26796"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26796\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26800,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26796\/revisions\/26800"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26796"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26796"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26796"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}