Phone rings.\u00a0 Heavy Indian accent, slow enunciation: “Sir, your computer has been sending mail to Microsoft Services indicating it is having problems.\u00a0 Are you sitting in front of your computer, sir?”<\/p>\n
Sigh.<\/p>\n
“Yes.”<\/p>\n
“Is it on?”<\/p>\n
“It’s always on.\u00a0 By the way, it’s not Windows.\u00a0 This is Linux.\u00a0 Does your mother know what you’re doing.”<\/p>\n
Wait for the huh?<\/em> from the other end of the world.<\/p>\n “Sir … I know what I am doing is bad.\u00a0 I have no choice.”<\/p>\n What!<\/p>\n “Er, ah, surely can find another job.”<\/p>\n “No, sir, I must do this, there is no other jobs.”<\/p>\n We went on from there, but my evil plan to induce shame was foiled.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Phone rings.\u00a0 Heavy Indian accent, slow enunciation: “Sir, your computer has been sending mail to Microsoft Services indicating it is having problems.\u00a0 Are you sitting in front of your computer, sir?” Sigh. “Yes.” “Is it on?” “It’s always on.\u00a0 By the way, it’s not Windows.\u00a0 This is Linux.\u00a0 Does your \u2026 Continue reading