{"id":25542,"date":"2019-08-08T10:04:12","date_gmt":"2019-08-08T15:04:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=25542"},"modified":"2019-08-08T10:04:12","modified_gmt":"2019-08-08T15:04:12","slug":"heard-in-the-kitchen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2019\/08\/08\/heard-in-the-kitchen\/","title":{"rendered":"Heard In The Kitchen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As my Arts Editor shelled a boiled egg, placing the shells on the counter, I handed her a dish for the shells. She stared at it and the pile of white chips.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I fear that ship has sailed,&#8221; she quipped.<\/p>\n<p>Short pause.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And did it sail for the <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Seychelles\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Seychelles<\/a>?&#8221; I asked.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As my Arts Editor shelled a boiled egg, placing the shells on the counter, I handed her a dish for the shells. She stared at it and the pile of white chips. &#8220;I fear that ship has sailed,&#8221; she quipped. Short pause. &#8220;And did it sail for the Seychelles?&#8221; I \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2019\/08\/08\/heard-in-the-kitchen\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25542","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25542"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25542\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25543,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25542\/revisions\/25543"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}