{"id":24670,"date":"2019-04-18T23:10:29","date_gmt":"2019-04-19T04:10:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=24670"},"modified":"2019-04-18T23:10:29","modified_gmt":"2019-04-19T04:10:29","slug":"coloring-in-that-missing-bet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2019\/04\/18\/coloring-in-that-missing-bet\/","title":{"rendered":"Coloring In That Missing Bet"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"width: 409px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/markjerde.files.wordpress.com\/2018\/03\/img_1355.jpg?resize=399%2C304\" alt=\"\" width=\"399\" height=\"304\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Image Credit: <a href=\"https:\/\/markjerde.wordpress.com\/2018\/03\/11\/the-o-s-a-s-redacted-bible\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><strong>Lift Up Your Eyes!<\/strong><\/a><\/em><\/p><\/div>\n<p>Watching the lead-in for <em><strong>The Late Show with Steven Colbert<\/strong><\/em> tonight, wherein a bunch of kids use Easter egg dye to color the the redacted parts of the Mueller Report, I thought Colbert really missed the boat. He should have had those kids <em>rip pages out of the Bible<\/em>, soak them in that Easter egg dye until parts are redacted (some simple chemistry required, I&#8217;m sure), and then the kids could make happily pointed comments about how the whole truth is obviously unimportant.<\/p>\n<p>It would have been both hysterically funny, desperately true, and drawn a relevant analogy.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013\u00a0<em>Your friendly neighborhood agnostic.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Watching the lead-in for The Late Show with Steven Colbert tonight, wherein a bunch of kids use Easter egg dye to color the the redacted parts of the Mueller Report, I thought Colbert really missed the boat. He should have had those kids rip pages out of the Bible, soak \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2019\/04\/18\/coloring-in-that-missing-bet\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24670","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24670","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24670"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24670\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24671,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24670\/revisions\/24671"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24670"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24670"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}