{"id":24664,"date":"2019-04-18T09:49:21","date_gmt":"2019-04-18T14:49:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=24664"},"modified":"2019-04-18T09:49:21","modified_gmt":"2019-04-18T14:49:21","slug":"as-the-terminator-phase-nears","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2019\/04\/18\/as-the-terminator-phase-nears\/","title":{"rendered":"As The Terminator Phase Nears"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A couple of old friends pointed this out on <em><strong>FB<\/strong><\/em>. It appears someone&#8217;s looking forward to when the <em><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Terminator_(franchise)\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Terminators<\/a><\/em> appear and start to snuff us out:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/karlmann.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-24665\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/karlmann.jpg?resize=800%2C471&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"471\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/karlmann.jpg?w=800&amp;ssl=1 800w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/karlmann.jpg?resize=300%2C177&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/karlmann.jpg?resize=768%2C452&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/karlmann.jpg?resize=250%2C147&amp;ssl=1 250w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/karlmann.jpg?resize=150%2C88&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Only $2 million and it&#8217;s all yours. Jason Torchinsky on <em><strong>Jalopnik<\/strong><\/em> is a trifle <a href=\"https:\/\/jalopnik.com\/this-2-million-tank-suv-with-horrific-build-quality-is-1834116514\/amp?fbclid=IwAR1bD05MXfl-O1XbMR8cmPRZ1JS_5yUpzk3BHexy1witRGtyyXj0pU5gps4\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">nonplussed<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>[The New York Auto Show] is the debut of this massive SUV made from, it seems, the finest pure\u00e9d wealthy jackass, pressed via advanced manufacturing techniques into body panels that simultaneously evoke a slow child\u2019s drawing of a stealth tank, if that existed, and a tanned heir to some pharma fortune passed out on a chaise lounge with a healthy amount cocaine rimming his nostrils.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Apparently the quality is not there, either, or so Jason says. Perusing the Karlmann <a href=\"http:\/\/www.karlmannking.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">web site<\/a>, I note one of the interior options appears to be, well, <em>Klingon<\/em>:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/karlmann-interior.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-24666\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/karlmann-interior.jpg?resize=800%2C438&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"438\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/karlmann-interior.jpg?w=1920&amp;ssl=1 1920w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/karlmann-interior.jpg?resize=300%2C164&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/karlmann-interior.jpg?resize=768%2C420&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/karlmann-interior.jpg?resize=1024%2C560&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/karlmann-interior.jpg?resize=250%2C137&amp;ssl=1 250w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/karlmann-interior.jpg?resize=150%2C82&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/04\/karlmann-interior.jpg?w=1600&amp;ssl=1 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>An elaborate hoax? A toy for the ultra-rich who can&#8217;t decide what else to do with their ill-gotten gains?<\/p>\n<p>Heckuva way to start the day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A couple of old friends pointed this out on FB. It appears someone&#8217;s looking forward to when the Terminators appear and start to snuff us out: Only $2 million and it&#8217;s all yours. Jason Torchinsky on Jalopnik is a trifle nonplussed: [The New York Auto Show] is the debut of \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2019\/04\/18\/as-the-terminator-phase-nears\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24664","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24664","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24664"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24664\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24667,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24664\/revisions\/24667"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24664"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24664"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24664"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}