{"id":24457,"date":"2019-03-26T07:45:02","date_gmt":"2019-03-26T12:45:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=24457"},"modified":"2019-03-26T07:45:02","modified_gmt":"2019-03-26T12:45:02","slug":"belated-movie-reviews-439","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2019\/03\/26\/belated-movie-reviews-439\/","title":{"rendered":"Belated Movie Reviews"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"width: 493px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/horrorpedia.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/astounding-she-monster-1957.jpg?zoom=1.350000023841858&amp;resize=448%2C252&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"483\" height=\"272\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>On-set nickname: Miss Grumpycakes<\/em>.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Earth is a danger to all of the Universe, so some Federation of civilizations sends a glowing, radioactive woman to, well, interfere with a kidnapping. She touches the bad guys and they fall down dead from radiation poisoning.<\/p>\n<p>The title of this whopper is so much better than the actual story: <i><b><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Astounding_She-Monster\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">The Astounding She-Monster<\/a>\u00a0<\/b><\/i>(1958).<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and we get to the end of the movie, and the message left by the alien is &#8230; &#8220;Come join our Federation.&#8221; Wait, what? Continuity!<\/p>\n<p>Oh, this was dreadful. Please do not waste your life on this one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Earth is a danger to all of the Universe, so some Federation of civilizations sends a glowing, radioactive woman to, well, interfere with a kidnapping. She touches the bad guys and they fall down dead from radiation poisoning. The title of this whopper is so much better than the actual \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2019\/03\/26\/belated-movie-reviews-439\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24457","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24457","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24457"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24457\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24458,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24457\/revisions\/24458"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24457"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24457"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24457"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}