{"id":24381,"date":"2019-03-19T08:53:07","date_gmt":"2019-03-19T13:53:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=24381"},"modified":"2019-03-19T08:53:07","modified_gmt":"2019-03-19T13:53:07","slug":"belated-movie-reviews-434","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2019\/03\/19\/belated-movie-reviews-434\/","title":{"rendered":"Belated Movie Reviews"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"width: 322px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.slantmagazine.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/bloodteaandredstring.jpg?resize=312%2C147&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"312\" height=\"147\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>This mouse may be dissatisfied with its existence.<\/em><\/p><\/div>\n<p>Some movies just go right into the <em>WTF<\/em> category, and I think <i><b>Blood Tea and Red String<\/b><\/i> (2006) may be one such. Mostly stop-action, it seems to tell the story of the mice and the &#8230; bird-hyenas. Maybe. I see <em><strong>Wikipedia<\/strong><\/em> suggests rats. But they had beaks.<\/p>\n<p>In any case, the bird-rats, yes, we&#8217;ll go with that label, have constructed a doll into which they&#8217;ve implanted an egg, and put it up over their doorway. Maybe it&#8217;s supposed to be a scarecrow. The mice steal it in the middle of the night, speeding away on their turtle, and seem to fall quite unhealthily in love with it in their lair. The bird-rats track their doll down&#8230; and I&#8217;ll just let it go at that.<\/p>\n<p>This is not something you rate. It exists, you exist, and if it makes sense to you, Godspeed, eh? Apparently, there&#8217;ll be two more in this series. My goodness, I&#8217;ll have to see those as well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some movies just go right into the WTF category, and I think Blood Tea and Red String (2006) may be one such. Mostly stop-action, it seems to tell the story of the mice and the &#8230; bird-hyenas. Maybe. I see Wikipedia suggests rats. But they had beaks. In any case, \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2019\/03\/19\/belated-movie-reviews-434\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24381","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24381","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24381"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24381\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24383,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24381\/revisions\/24383"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}