{"id":24204,"date":"2019-02-23T21:04:06","date_gmt":"2019-02-24T03:04:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=24204"},"modified":"2019-02-23T21:04:06","modified_gmt":"2019-02-24T03:04:06","slug":"when-your-house-malfunctions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2019\/02\/23\/when-your-house-malfunctions\/","title":{"rendered":"When Your House Malfunctions"},"content":{"rendered":"

Damn gutters decided to freeze up, along with everyone else’s. And that lead to this!<\/p>\n

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Yep, you thought it was going to be something terrible. However, I spent half the day defrosting the gutters, with the valiant assistance of my Arts Editor. We didn’t entirely succeed, and I’m typing this between hand cramps.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Damn gutters decided to freeze up, along with everyone else’s. And that lead to this! Yep, you thought it was going to be something terrible. However, I spent half the day defrosting the gutters, with the valiant assistance of my Arts Editor. We didn’t entirely succeed, and I’m typing this \u2026 Continue reading → <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24204","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24204","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24204"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24204\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24213,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24204\/revisions\/24213"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}