{"id":24033,"date":"2019-02-09T12:48:23","date_gmt":"2019-02-09T18:48:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=24033"},"modified":"2019-02-09T12:48:23","modified_gmt":"2019-02-09T18:48:23","slug":"noir-wordplay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2019\/02\/09\/noir-wordplay\/","title":{"rendered":"Noir Wordplay"},"content":{"rendered":"<pre>Last night,\r\n   When we broke out of prison,\r\nDeep in the backwoods of Michigan,\r\n   Plunging so awkwardly through the snowbanks,\r\nYou pointed and laughed\r\n   So uproariously\r\nAt My Gooseflesh;\r\n\r\nBut in the end,\r\n   I owned the revenge\r\nFor my mortification.\r\n   They'll find you dead,\r\nFlesh mortified, snowbank-bound\r\n   Offed by hypo- hypo- hypo-\r\nWhile I huddled in that\r\n   Overwintering flock of geese\r\nAnd\r\n   Became a Goose.\r\n\r\nIt's lovely up here.<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, When we broke out of prison, Deep in the backwoods of Michigan, Plunging so awkwardly through the snowbanks, You pointed and laughed So uproariously At My Gooseflesh; But in the end, I owned the revenge For my mortification. They&#8217;ll find you dead, Flesh mortified, snowbank-bound Offed by hypo- \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2019\/02\/09\/noir-wordplay\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24033","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24033","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24033"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24033\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24035,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24033\/revisions\/24035"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24033"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24033"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24033"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}