{"id":18648,"date":"2018-12-14T09:48:21","date_gmt":"2018-12-14T15:48:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=18648"},"modified":"2018-12-14T09:48:28","modified_gmt":"2018-12-14T15:48:28","slug":"belated-movie-reviews-392","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2018\/12\/14\/belated-movie-reviews-392\/","title":{"rendered":"Belated Movie Reviews"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text alignwide\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"412\" height=\"309\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/vulcan4.jpg?resize=412%2C309&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-18649\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/vulcan4.jpg?w=412&amp;ssl=1 412w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/vulcan4.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/vulcan4.jpg?resize=200%2C150&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/vulcan4.jpg?resize=150%2C113&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 412px) 100vw, 412px\" \/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<p class=\"has-large-font-size\"><em><strong>Vulcan, son of Jupiter<\/strong><\/em> (1962, aka <em><strong>Vulcan, Son of Giove, <\/strong><\/em>aka <em><strong>Vulcano, figlio di Giove<\/strong><\/em>), is an Italian amateur hour effort at telling a story based in Roman mythology. Vulcan and Mars have a tiff over the affections of Venus, are stripped of their divine strength by Jupiter and thrown down to Earth, where Mars and Venus decide to erect a <del>high tension electric tower<\/del> a tower more beautiful than Olympus, while Vulcan runs into sea-goddess Etna and decides she&#8217;s cuter than Venus. Throw in a midget who runs around aimlessly, and this is a true waste of time.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vulcan, son of Jupiter (1962, aka Vulcan, Son of Giove, aka Vulcano, figlio di Giove), is an Italian amateur hour effort at telling a story based in Roman mythology. Vulcan and Mars have a tiff over the affections of Venus, are stripped of their divine strength by Jupiter and thrown \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2018\/12\/14\/belated-movie-reviews-392\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18648","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18648","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18648"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18648\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18651,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18648\/revisions\/18651"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18648"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18648"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18648"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}