{"id":18493,"date":"2018-11-29T13:56:56","date_gmt":"2018-11-29T19:56:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=18493"},"modified":"2018-11-29T13:56:56","modified_gmt":"2018-11-29T19:56:56","slug":"fantasy-reporter-question-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2018\/11\/29\/fantasy-reporter-question-of-the-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Fantasy Reporter Question Of The Day"},"content":{"rendered":"

Reporter<\/strong><\/em>: President Trump, how much foreign<\/em> money has entered the Treasury’s coffers due to your tariffs on China and other countries?<\/p>\n

President Trump<\/strong><\/em>: Billions & billions, I tell you –<\/p>\n

Reporter<\/strong><\/em>: No, sir. Those countries do not pay the United States anything –<\/p>\n

Trump<\/strong><\/em>: Sure they do!<\/p>\n

Reporter<\/strong><\/em>: No sir, as your own Administration knows, foreign governments don’t send money in response to tariffs –<\/p>\n

Trump<\/strong><\/em>: Well, then, if you’re so smart, then who does, young woman?<\/p>\n

Reporter<\/em><\/strong>: The customers do, sir. The American citizens who voted you into office. Those billions and billions of dollars come out of the pockets of the blue collar workers of America.<\/p>\n

Trump<\/strong><\/em>: No, no, no –<\/p>\n

Reporter<\/em><\/strong>: Which leads to a second question, sir: Are you lying<\/em> to the American citizens about how tariffs work, or do you truly not understand how they work themselves?<\/p>\n

Trump<\/strong><\/em>: <stomps off cursing><\/p>\n

Reporter<\/em><\/strong>: <barely audible> Dumbshit.<\/p>\n

One must indulge one’s fantasies from time to time. Since the rest are X-rated fantasies involving Trump and our favorite Minnesota herbivore, the moose, I’ll stick with this one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Reporter: President Trump, how much foreign money has entered the Treasury’s coffers due to your tariffs on China and other countries? President Trump: Billions & billions, I tell you – Reporter: No, sir. Those countries do not pay the United States anything – Trump: Sure they do! Reporter: No sir, \u2026 Continue reading → <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18493","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18493","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18493"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18493\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18494,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18493\/revisions\/18494"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18493"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18493"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18493"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}