{"id":18332,"date":"2018-11-17T13:37:39","date_gmt":"2018-11-17T19:37:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=18332"},"modified":"2018-11-17T13:37:39","modified_gmt":"2018-11-17T19:37:39","slug":"a-reminder-that-evolution-perfects-nothing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2018\/11\/17\/a-reminder-that-evolution-perfects-nothing\/","title":{"rendered":"A Reminder That Evolution Perfects Nothing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thrill-seekers? It&#8217;s like watching a 2 year old fall down the stairs.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Landing FAIL\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/5AsOjx_Twtw?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Or like the kitten we had back when I was a teenager who was so determined to get into the forbidden basement that he launched himself full tilt through the door the moment it opened, cart-wheeled down the stairs, shook himself at the bottom, and trotted off to explore.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thrill-seekers? It&#8217;s like watching a 2 year old fall down the stairs. Or like the kitten we had back when I was a teenager who was so determined to get into the forbidden basement that he launched himself full tilt through the door the moment it opened, cart-wheeled down the \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2018\/11\/17\/a-reminder-that-evolution-perfects-nothing\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18332"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18332\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18333,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18332\/revisions\/18333"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}