{"id":17447,"date":"2018-09-09T21:33:33","date_gmt":"2018-09-10T02:33:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=17447"},"modified":"2018-09-09T21:33:33","modified_gmt":"2018-09-10T02:33:33","slug":"the-denizen-under-the-refrigerator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2018\/09\/09\/the-denizen-under-the-refrigerator\/","title":{"rendered":"The Denizen Under The Refrigerator"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He&#8217;s cute.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/CAM02611.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-17448\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/CAM02611.jpg?resize=800%2C623&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"623\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/CAM02611.jpg?w=1500&amp;ssl=1 1500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/CAM02611.jpg?resize=300%2C234&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/CAM02611.jpg?resize=768%2C598&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/CAM02611.jpg?resize=1024%2C797&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/CAM02611.jpg?resize=193%2C150&amp;ssl=1 193w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/CAM02611.jpg?resize=150%2C117&amp;ssl=1 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>However, a little hairy with cat fur. My Arts Editor decided to introduce him to the great outdoors. It might have had something to do with thoughts of him running over her bare toes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He&#8217;s cute. However, a little hairy with cat fur. My Arts Editor decided to introduce him to the great outdoors. It might have had something to do with thoughts of him running over her bare toes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17447","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17447","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17447"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17447\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17449,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17447\/revisions\/17449"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17447"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17447"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17447"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}