{"id":17101,"date":"2018-08-18T12:44:08","date_gmt":"2018-08-18T17:44:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=17101"},"modified":"2018-08-18T12:44:08","modified_gmt":"2018-08-18T17:44:08","slug":"what-does-a-gardener-do-when-she-blunders","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2018\/08\/18\/what-does-a-gardener-do-when-she-blunders\/","title":{"rendered":"What Does A Gardener Do When She Blunders?"},"content":{"rendered":"

She puts it in a glass of water and calls it ‘art’.<\/p>\n

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Still, murder is murder. So sorry, Mr. Poppy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

She puts it in a glass of water and calls it ‘art’. Still, murder is murder. So sorry, Mr. Poppy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17101","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17101","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17101"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17101\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17103,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17101\/revisions\/17103"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}