{"id":16104,"date":"2018-06-05T11:20:53","date_gmt":"2018-06-05T16:20:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=16104"},"modified":"2018-06-05T11:20:53","modified_gmt":"2018-06-05T16:20:53","slug":"not-to-spit-in-your-holy-water","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2018\/06\/05\/not-to-spit-in-your-holy-water\/","title":{"rendered":"Not To Spit In Your Holy Water"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/story\/news\/politics\/2018\/06\/03\/kentucky-valedictorian-quotes-trump-then-reveals-obama\/667758002\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">From<\/a> <em><strong>USA Today<\/strong><\/em>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p class=\"speakable-p-1 p-text\">A Kentucky high school student wanted to share some <a href=\"http:\/\/cjky.it\/2J7qMG0\" data-track-label=\"story pages|news|inline|intext|n\/a\">words of wisdom<\/a> with his graduating class, but there was a twist that no one saw coming.<\/p>\n<p class=\"speakable-p-2 p-text\">&#8220;This is the part of my speech where I share some inspirational quotes I found on Google,&#8221; said Bell County High School valedictorian Ben Bowling in his speech. &#8221; &#8216;Don&#8217;t just get involved. Fight for your seat at the table. Better yet, fight for a seat at the head of the table.&#8217; \u2014\u00a0Donald J. Trump.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"p-text\">The crowd burst into applause.<\/p>\n<p class=\"p-text\">&#8220;Just kidding,&#8221; Bowling said. &#8220;That was Barack Obama.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"p-text\">The 18-year-old valedictorian\u00a0said the crowd quickly went silent.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>But I had the poor taste to start laughing. Bowling wants to study medicine, but I think he should go into stand-up comedy as well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From USA Today: A Kentucky high school student wanted to share some words of wisdom with his graduating class, but there was a twist that no one saw coming. &#8220;This is the part of my speech where I share some inspirational quotes I found on Google,&#8221; said Bell County High \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2018\/06\/05\/not-to-spit-in-your-holy-water\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16104","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16104"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16104\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16105,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16104\/revisions\/16105"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}