{"id":15474,"date":"2018-04-26T10:36:30","date_gmt":"2018-04-26T15:36:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=15474"},"modified":"2018-04-26T10:36:30","modified_gmt":"2018-04-26T15:36:30","slug":"for-want-of-better-grammar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2018\/04\/26\/for-want-of-better-grammar\/","title":{"rendered":"For Want Of Better Grammar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A few nights ago &#8211; maybe last week &#8211; Colbert on <em><strong>The Late Show<\/strong><\/em> said something along the lines of\u00a0 &#8220;Trump choking Sessions in a hot air balloon wearing a bridal dress,&#8221; and all I could think was &#8230; well, courtesy of my Arts Editor:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Balloon.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-15475\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Balloon.jpg?resize=800%2C1413&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"1413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Balloon.jpg?w=1536&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Balloon.jpg?resize=170%2C300&amp;ssl=1 170w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Balloon.jpg?resize=768%2C1356&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Balloon.jpg?resize=580%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 580w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/Balloon.jpg?resize=85%2C150&amp;ssl=1 85w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It seems weirdly apropos.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A few nights ago &#8211; maybe last week &#8211; Colbert on The Late Show said something along the lines of\u00a0 &#8220;Trump choking Sessions in a hot air balloon wearing a bridal dress,&#8221; and all I could think was &#8230; well, courtesy of my Arts Editor: It seems weirdly apropos.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15474","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15474","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15474"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15474\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15476,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15474\/revisions\/15476"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}