{"id":14010,"date":"2018-01-27T19:04:51","date_gmt":"2018-01-28T01:04:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=14010"},"modified":"2018-01-27T19:04:51","modified_gmt":"2018-01-28T01:04:51","slug":"your-vengeful-yet-obscure-poem-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2018\/01\/27\/your-vengeful-yet-obscure-poem-of-the-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Vengeful Yet Obscure Poem Of The Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Andrew Gelman has <a href=\"http:\/\/andrewgelman.com\/2018\/01\/25\/paper-enemy-retracted\/\">something to say<\/a> about an unnamed enemy (perhaps merely nominal), and he&#8217;s chosen the medium of poetry to express it. The venue? <em><strong>Statistical Modeling, Causal Inference, and Social Science<\/strong><\/em> (no, I don&#8217;t read that site &#8211; I was directed to it by <em><strong>Retraction Watch<\/strong><\/em>!). Just to whet your whistle:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The paper of my enemy has been retracted<br \/>\nAnd I am pleased.<br \/>\nFrom every media outlet it has been retracted<br \/>\nLike a van-load of p-values that has been seized<br \/>\nAnd sits in star-laden tables in a replication archive,<br \/>\nMy enemy\u2019s much-prized effort sits in tables<br \/>\nIn the kind of journal where retraction occurs.<br \/>\nGreat, square stacks of rejected articles and, between them, aisles<br \/>\nOne passes down reflecting on life\u2019s vanities,<br \/>\nPausing to remember all that thoughtful publicity<br \/>\nLavished to no avail upon one\u2019s enemy\u2019s article\u2014<br \/>\nFor behold, here is that study<br \/>\nAmong these ranks and banks of duds,<br \/>\nThese ponderous and seeminly irreducible cairns<br \/>\nOf complete stiffs.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>There&#8217;s oh so much more to go.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Andrew Gelman has something to say about an unnamed enemy (perhaps merely nominal), and he&#8217;s chosen the medium of poetry to express it. The venue? Statistical Modeling, Causal Inference, and Social Science (no, I don&#8217;t read that site &#8211; I was directed to it by Retraction Watch!). Just to whet \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2018\/01\/27\/your-vengeful-yet-obscure-poem-of-the-day\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14010","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14010","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14010"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14010\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14011,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14010\/revisions\/14011"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14010"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14010"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14010"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}