{"id":13912,"date":"2018-01-22T15:15:09","date_gmt":"2018-01-22T21:15:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=13912"},"modified":"2018-01-22T15:15:09","modified_gmt":"2018-01-22T21:15:09","slug":"aside-random-scenes-of-perversion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2018\/01\/22\/aside-random-scenes-of-perversion\/","title":{"rendered":"Aside: Random Scenes Of Perversion"},"content":{"rendered":"

I chanced into the living room as my Arts Editor was watching some show, resting from her Influenza.<\/p>\n

Says I, observing the positions of the two (fully-clothed) people on the screen: “Oh, it’s doggy-style now, eh?”<\/p>\n

Says she, “And on top of the body of her dead mother, too!”<\/p>\n

Oh my oh my.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I chanced into the living room as my Arts Editor was watching some show, resting from her Influenza. Says I, observing the positions of the two (fully-clothed) people on the screen: “Oh, it’s doggy-style now, eh?” Says she, “And on top of the body of her dead mother, too!” Oh \u2026 Continue reading → <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13912","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13912","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13912"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13912\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13913,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13912\/revisions\/13913"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13912"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13912"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13912"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}