{"id":12098,"date":"2017-10-06T08:36:48","date_gmt":"2017-10-06T13:36:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=12098"},"modified":"2017-10-01T16:37:28","modified_gmt":"2017-10-01T21:37:28","slug":"belated-movie-reviews-247","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2017\/10\/06\/belated-movie-reviews-247\/","title":{"rendered":"Belated Movie Reviews"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"width: 495px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bh-s2.azureedge.net\/bh-uploads\/2016\/03\/DRAC-VS-FRANK_Regina-C-arroll.jpg?resize=485%2C313\" alt=\"\" width=\"485\" height=\"313\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Intolerably bad joke deleted.<\/em><\/p><\/div>\n<p>Amateurish. Confused. Clownish. Exploitative. These are the most accurate adjectives for <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Dracula_vs._Frankenstein\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><em><strong>Dracula Vs. Frankenstein<\/strong><\/em><\/a> (1971), an appalling mess set on the beaches of California. There&#8217;s the vengeful descendant of Dr. Frankenstein. There&#8217;s his Monster, who we called &#8216;Oatmeal Face&#8217; and, in his demise, appears to have been assembled Lego-style. There&#8217;s Dracula, who seemed to be suffering from mercury poisoning, but was too ashamed to admit to it. There&#8217;s this pair of breasts, forever searching for their sister and for some guy to, well, I&#8217;m not sure what. And that guy? Fried to a crisp by Dracula&#8217;s ring.<\/p>\n<p>So many died through &#8230;. sigh &#8230; <em>clumsiness<\/em>, not malice.<\/p>\n<p>And those drawn out irrelevant sequences, replete with bad 1970-era music.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t <em>&gt;choke&lt;<\/em> watch this one. Your soul might flee you all on its own if you do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Amateurish. Confused. Clownish. Exploitative. These are the most accurate adjectives for Dracula Vs. Frankenstein (1971), an appalling mess set on the beaches of California. There&#8217;s the vengeful descendant of Dr. Frankenstein. There&#8217;s his Monster, who we called &#8216;Oatmeal Face&#8217; and, in his demise, appears to have been assembled Lego-style. There&#8217;s \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2017\/10\/06\/belated-movie-reviews-247\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12098","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12098","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12098"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12098\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12102,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12098\/revisions\/12102"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12098"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12098"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12098"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}