{"id":10845,"date":"2017-08-09T21:23:30","date_gmt":"2017-08-10T02:23:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=10845"},"modified":"2017-08-09T21:23:30","modified_gmt":"2017-08-10T02:23:30","slug":"you-go-to-the-optometrist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2017\/08\/09\/you-go-to-the-optometrist\/","title":{"rendered":"You Go To The Optometrist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And the shocking transformation of puddinhead me into &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Hue-2-20170810.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10846\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Hue-2-20170810.jpg?resize=800%2C1369&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"1369\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Hue-2-20170810.jpg?w=1232&amp;ssl=1 1232w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Hue-2-20170810.jpg?resize=175%2C300&amp;ssl=1 175w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Hue-2-20170810.jpg?resize=768%2C1314&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Hue-2-20170810.jpg?resize=598%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 598w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Hue-2-20170810.jpg?resize=88%2C150&amp;ssl=1 88w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Hue-20170810.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-10847\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Hue-20170810.jpg?resize=800%2C1237&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"1237\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Hue-20170810.jpg?w=1340&amp;ssl=1 1340w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Hue-20170810.jpg?resize=194%2C300&amp;ssl=1 194w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Hue-20170810.jpg?resize=768%2C1188&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Hue-20170810.jpg?resize=662%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 662w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/Hue-20170810.jpg?resize=97%2C150&amp;ssl=1 97w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8230; Roy Orbison.<\/p>\n<p>Frightening, really.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And the shocking transformation of puddinhead me into &#8230; &#8230; Roy Orbison. Frightening, really.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10845","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10845","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10845"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10845\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10848,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10845\/revisions\/10848"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10845"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10845"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10845"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}