{"id":10503,"date":"2017-07-24T08:18:26","date_gmt":"2017-07-24T13:18:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/?p=10503"},"modified":"2017-07-24T08:18:26","modified_gmt":"2017-07-24T13:18:26","slug":"belated-movie-reviews-211","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2017\/07\/24\/belated-movie-reviews-211\/","title":{"rendered":"Belated Movie Reviews"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"width: 399px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/www.mansplat.com\/bat_people_2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"389\" height=\"251\" \/><p class=\"wp-caption-text\"><em>Adolescence is such a trying time.<\/em><\/p><\/div>\n<p>It felt like it was going on forever. <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Bat_People\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><em><strong>The Bat People<\/strong><\/em><\/a> (1974) strives to be a member of the <em>noir<\/em> clan, but its failings are so numerous it falls into the C-class category of films. Bad special effects. Bad use of bats. Bad acting. Bad, bad dialogue. A bad story. Undistinguished characters. Undeducible thematic material. Even the unpredictability near the end was agonizing rather than intriguing. So bad, we couldn&#8217;t even make jokes about it.<\/p>\n<p>Heck, when the owner of the hand over on the left was beating on the sheriff&#8217;s deputy, we were cheering him on to kill him (the deputy attempted a rape).<\/p>\n<p><em>And. Then. He. Didn&#8217;t!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I mean, this was <em>baaad<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It felt like it was going on forever. The Bat People (1974) strives to be a member of the noir clan, but its failings are so numerous it falls into the C-class category of films. Bad special effects. Bad use of bats. Bad acting. Bad, bad dialogue. A bad story. \u2026 <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/2017\/07\/24\/belated-movie-reviews-211\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10503","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10503","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10503"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10503\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10507,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10503\/revisions\/10507"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10503"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10503"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/huewhite.com\/umb\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10503"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}